Aloha! Being that there’s no Hawaiian food to be found in Paris, it’s up to a couple of mainland haoles (that’s Hawaiian for “a-holes”, we think) to faire le boulot. Emperor Norton summons you to Red House for yet another Thursday night of debauched drinking and dining on the casual tip. Cette semaine it’s a Hawaiian plate lunch – which is perfectly good for dinner – anchored by the venerable Kalua Pig slow-roasted under banana leaves, accompanied by delicious sides. Le tout pour moins than a tenner.