Do you recall the last time you had a good meatball sandwich? Regardless, the next time shall be THURSDAY NIGHT at RED HOUSE.

Emperor Norton cordially invites you to indulge in meaty, juice-laden balls, accompanied by a girthy housemade bread and adorned in delicious sauce, complimented by a delicate nuage of fine cheese.

Your handheld meal (use of knives and forks is strongly discouraged) will be accompanied by libations lovingly crafted by the Red House team, distinguished for its mastery of fermented and distilled matters.

Short version: Come get drunk and put our balls in your mouth.